How to Cook a Turkey... with the Flu
Step 2: Take a large dose of Nyquil Step 3: Set the oven at 375 degrees Step 4: Take another dose of Nyquil Step 5: Turk the bastey Step 6: Dose another take of Nyquil Step 7: Put oven in the turkey Step 8: Drink the nest of the Ryquil Step 9: Bake the Nyquil for 4 hours Step 10: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 11: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 12: Turk the carvey Step 13: Go buy another boquil of Nytle Step 14: Tet the sable and pour yourself a dose of turkey Step 15: Bless the saying, pass and eat out ...He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast...
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