How We
Kept Mother's Day
by
Stephen Leacock
Dear Reader: I
have experienced enough
disappointing Mother's
Days to be able to
relate totally and get a
laugh out of this
article found in a very
old Reader's Digest.
Guess life hasn't
changed all that much!
Hope it makes you smile,
and furthermore, I hope
those who love you make
your Mother's Day
special indeed! —DH
One year our family
decided to have a
special celebration of
Mother's Day, as a token
of appreciation for all
the sacrifices that
Mother had made for us.
After breakfast we had
arranged, as a surprise,
to hire a car and take
her for a beautiful
drive in the country.
Mother was rarely able
to have a treat like
that, because she was
busy in the house nearly
all the time.
But on the very
morning of the day, we
changed the plan a
little, because it
occurred to Father that
it would be even better
to take Mother fishing.
As the car was hired and
paid for, we might as
well use it to drive up
into the hills where the
streams are. As Father
said, if you just go
driving you have a sense
of aimlessness, but if
you are going to fish
there is a definite
purpose that heightens
the enjoyment.
So
we all felt it would be
nicer for Mother to have
a definite purpose; and
anyway, Father had just
got a new fishing rod
the day before, which he
said Mother could use if
she wanted to; only
Mother said she would
much rather watch him
fish than try to fish
herself.
So we got her to make
up a sandwich lunch in
case we got hungry,
though of course we were
to come home again to a
big festive dinner.
Well, when the car
came to the door, it
turned out that there
wasn't as much room in
it as we had supposed,
because we hadn't
reckoned on Father's
fishing gear and the
lunch, and it was plain
that we couldn't all get
in.
Father said not to
mind him, that he could
just as well stay home
and put in the time
working in the garden.
He said that we were not
to let the fact that he
had not had a real
holiday for three years
stand in our way. He
wanted us to go right
ahead and not to mind
him.
But of course we all
felt that it would never
do to let Father stay
home. The two girls,
Anna and Mary, would
have stayed and gotten
dinner, only it seemed
such a pity to, on a
lovely day like this,
having their new hats.
But they said that
Mother had only to say
the word and they'd
gladly stay home and
work. Will and I would
have dropped out, but we
wouldn't have been any
use in getting the
dinner.
So in the end it was
decided that Mother
would stay home and just
have a lovely restful
day around the house,
and get the dinner. Also
it turned out to be just
a bit raw out-of-doors,
and Father said he would
never forgive himself if
he dragged Mother round
the country and let her
take a severe cold. He
said it was our duty to
let Mother get all the
rest and quiet she
could, after all she had
done for all of us, and
that young people seldom
realize how much quiet
means to people who are
getting old. He could
still stand the racket,
but he was glad to
shelter Mother from it.
Well, we had the
loveliest day up among
the hills, and Father
caught such big fish
that he felt sure that
Mother couldn't have
landed them anyway, if
she had been fishing for
them. Will and I fished
too, and the two girls
met some young men
friends along the
stream, and so we all
had a splendid time.
We sat down to a
roast turkey dinner when
we got back. Mother had
to get up a good bit
during the meal fetching
things, but at the end
Father said she simply
mustn't do it, that he
wanted her to relax, and
he got up and got the
walnuts from the buffet
himself.
The dinner was great
fun, and when it was
over all of us wanted to
help clear the things up
and wash the dishes,
only Mother said that
she would do it, and so
we let her, because we
wanted to humor her.
It was late when it
was all over, and when
we kissed Mother before
going to bed, she said
it had been the most
wonderful day in her
life. Funny that there
were tears in her eyes.